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: Goat Simulator
es un juego completamente estúpido y, para ser honesto.., probablemente debería gastar su dinero en otra cosa, como un aro de hula hula, una pila de ladrillos, o tal vez juntar plata con sus amigos y comprar una cabra verdadera.Goat Simulator
is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.
Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.
Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.Key Features
You can be a goat
Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
In-game physics that spazz out all the time
Seriously look at that goat's neck
You can be a goatMinimos: OS: Windows XP (SP3), Windows Vista (SP2), Windows 7, Windows 8 Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, AMD Athlon X2, or equal at 1.6GHz or better Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible DirectX: Version 9.0c Hard Drive: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bitRecomendados: OS: Windows 7 or Windows 8 Processor: QuadCore 2.0 GHz + Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, SM 3.0-compatible, 512MB VRAM+; NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GTS or better DirectX: Version 9.0c Hard Drive: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bitGoat Simulator v1.0.27849488 MB Goat Simulator v1.0.27849 Minor hotfix 29/03/2014Changelog:- Added minor update corrects some bugs and crash the game.11.1 MB Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28026 02/04/2014Changelog de ésta versión:- Added more goats.- Added more goatiness to the map.- Added and fixed achievements.- Increased the simulation realism by 25%.- Goat tongue realism increased by an additional 25%.- NPCs are now fully self aware and often ponder the meaning of life. - Added and removed profanity filter.- Flappy Goat hitbox unchanged.- Probably added some bugs.- Probably broke some workshop items.- Sheep are not goats.- Made a GUI in visual basic to track the assailants ip address.605.8 MB Goat Simulator Update v1.0.28141 09/04/2014Changelog de ésta versión:Fixed some broken stuff on the workshop.Mods that crashed have to be recooked to work in 32-bit.Fixed the Flappy Goat hitboxReduced Simulation Realism by 10%. ♥♥♥♥ got too real.Added Profanity filter. We didn’t expect so many Kids to play it ;DThe profanity filter is off by default.Optimized a bit more and added some optimization options.Recook the mods that crashed and they will to work in 32-bit!Reverted the Flappy Goat hitbox to its previous state.Fixed the mana regeneration issue with Arcane specced Spellblades582.6 MB Goat Simulator Update v1.1.28847 (Acumulativo) 04/06/2014Changelog de ésta versión:Patch v1.1 notes:Added local splitscreen multiplayerAdded a new map, try it out in the “custom game” section The humans have been given a brain with the cognitive abilities of a 4 year oldHumans consequently learned to speak. You’ll wish they hadn’t.Added more goatsIsn’t this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056Made fun of Michael Bay. Again. Please don’t sue.Added more powersFixed the hitbox of flappy goatPoured several buckets full of Optimization™ into the gameMade sure no class differences exists in Goat City BayAdded tons of achievementsYou can now run along wallsYou can now run up wallsStand by for GoatfallChanged batteries in our fire alarmThe Goats have learned to ride bikes, press R to mount.The Goats have learned to ride longboards, press R to mount.The Humans have learned how to ride GoatsEnjoyed flappy goatYou can now buy hats for moneyThis woman made her skin look 20 years younger DOCTORS HATE HER click hereFixed display of Int enchantments on crafted gearApplying plastic wrap around your screen will now give you a 3D-effect.Added VR supportReverted hitbox of flappy goatMade hitbox worse on flappygoatRemoved Flappy Goat, I hate that fucking game.Got 11 points on Flappy Goat; readded Flappy Goat.Spent more time writing jokes about Flappy Goat than working on the patchChanged the points required for the Flappy Goat Achievement from 10 to 30Just kidding.Removed VR supportUltra-realistic water simulationFire alarm still beepingYou can now swim. Well not really swim, more like float around in a semi-controlled buoyant propulsion fashion.Added volume slider in options for NPC speech.Deadmau5 has finally left EDM. Is now making Goatronica.We went to see Godzilla. It was ok. Cool sound effects.Updated patch notes.Added a lot of new sound effects.Mary had a little … GOAT!? Historians uncover new evidence, click here!There is a new game inside of the game, it’s called SteamWorld Goat.Honored NotchChanged batteries in fire alarm. Again.Wanted to add shadows to buildable blocks but couldn’t figure out how, can someone please tell us?Patch notes now covers more than an A4.Seriously stop making threads asking about patch notes 4 seconds after the patch goes live, calm downGame downloading, does anyone have the patch notes?New patch?Patch released today does anyone know what it doesWhere are the patch notesFire alarm still beepingWhy is the patch so big?Lazy devs.If you want we can zip it, then rar it to make it smaller. Do you want it on Megaupload?Is this game worth it? Should I buy?Devs please put the game on a sale so I can save 4 bucksI don’t like ___, please add an option to remove ___Performed Satanic rituals to summon Phil FishPlz come backActually optimized the game a bitWhat use are ladders when you can run on the walls?I hate waterPlayed a whole lot of WildstarVolvo pls fix ___.Added a Capture the Flag game mode.Added Uncle Goat, I’m sorry about my Goat.Added a Capture the Flag game mode.Added five new colors, all of which are unseeable by the human eye.We actually bought a stuffed goat head IRL for our office, we have no idea what to do with it.Updated our Meta Score to 91/100.Killed PC gamingHow long will the patch notes be?Changed batteries in the other fire alarmIncreased Storm Spirit’s Static Remnant AoE by 15.Ride a bike with a human on your back.You can now play ragdoll goat hockey!1.04 GB LES RECOMIENDO QUE VISITEN LOS POST DE ÉSTOS AMIGOS Y COMPAÑEROS DE IDENTI